Sunday, May 6, 2012

It's May 6 - Enjoy No Diet Day

Are you tired to eat with a pierced spoon? No Diet Day leaves you once a year, to eat what you like and how you like.

Do you want to keep a balanced diet? Hold in your hands two big big slices of cake, equal in weight.

Do you know what is the diet of a cannibal?
A dwarf!

A sailor's wife told her best friend that she was able to convince her husband to keep a diet. After several weeks, her friend asks:
-How do you go to your husband? He managed to lose some weight?
-Of course! You know the tattoo on his chest, representing a three-master ship ? Now it became a very small boat!

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